The Record May Change

pokememizado:

peekingboo: Dragon Dance Revolution (DDR)

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freshorphresh:

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

ichirei:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in America, we call Pizza Delivery

Here in Australia, our wildlife probably killed the murderer.

robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

doctorinthemindpalace:

guineapigwithaflamethrower:

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.

Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.

HOLY SHIT